Someone Get this Evil Horse Out of My Bathroom

Really not sure how this horse got into my bathroom (or my house for that matter) but it’s in there and it is evil.

Jason Carr

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What an evil horse.

I first noticed the horse when I got up to pee at 3 am. Stumbling through the dark, I groped my way over to the loo and found myself staring into a glowing, red horse eye. This was a surprise.

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Jason Carr

Copywriter. Entertaining person. Follow me for ridiculous stories and strong opinions about chips & salsa.