Oh Look, Another Goddamn Think Piece

Your brain needs these thoughts from my brain.

Let me begin this over-wrought golden turd by throwing out some baseless generalities that you should simply accept because I present myself as an authority. As a middle-aged man, I know what is good, and most things today are dumb and terrible. Yes, certain things are better than ever before, but mostly no they’re not. You see, some cultural or technological change has made us all worse than we were at some nebulous, largely imaginary point in the past.