I Love this True-Crime Podcast, But I’m Starting to Think I Might Be the Murderer

The similarities are somewhat distressing.

Like everyone else on Earth, I love a good true-crime podcast. I’ve listened to tons of them! But, the one I’m listening to now is starting to creep me out. Here’s why: The suspect in this mysterious unsolved murder really sounds a lot like me.

First of all, the drawing they posted online looks pretty much exactly like me. I’m a white guy with a beard though, and we all kinda look the same, so that…